Friday, December 12, 2014

And a great big hello to my family.

I'm glad no one reads my blog so I can use it this way. 

Time Gift Ideas for my family

-Go thrifting/ mighty dollar shopping with me. You foot the bill. 

-Packaging design assistance. I've been unable to clearly nail down my new packaging ideas. Help me pick, new suggestions welcome. Brainstorming/ construction assistance.

-sanding/ polishing assistance.

-Technique assistance. Can be for anything that you are better at than I am. Brainstorming/ application time.

-Production assistance.
Guess who gets to be my unpaid intern for a day? Yes, you can be significantly overqualified for this position. 

-I wanna go to the zoo. Seriously. Someone take me to a friggin zoo and pay. Be prepared for a day of selfies with animals. If this is expensive then skip please. I didn't research at all.

-I'm tiered of being an adult. Let's go to the toy store $10 budget. 

-Bring me lunch at work. Something yummy please(no fast food). Can be homemade.

Sunday, November 30, 2014

I am Iron Man

 "Iron Man. That's kind of catchy. It's got a nice ring to it. I mean it's not technically accurate. The suit's a gold titanium alloy, but it's kind of provocative, the imagery anyway." -Tony Stark

My final #Nerdvember outfit is the genius, billionaire, playboy philanthropist, Tony Stark, specifically in his Iron Man suit! This dress with the goldenrod tights are about the perfect color combination (though I could, just as easily, been a Gryffindor.) I have lamented on more than one occasion that I don't own an arc reactor brooch, so I may have to remedy that some day but this vintage gold Trifari one played that role job for today.

 Blouse- (thrifted) Bannana republic
Dress- BB Dakota
Cardi- (thrifted) The Limited
Tights- Target
Shoes- No label (Buffalo Exchange)

"You know, it's moments like these when I realize how much of a superhero I am."-Tony Stark

Well November's over. It looks like I need another reason to dress up! What should I do next?

Tuesday, November 25, 2014

My Tongue Keeps Getting Caught in the Mouth Slit. It's Maddening.

 "Let me show you what a Batman-filled, Brocked-trained Venture can do"-Hank Venture
John and I went out to patrol the Venture Compound. All was quiet on the home front, but you've got to stay vigilant.

 I am vengeance.
 I am the night.
 I am the Bat.
 The night is mine.

 Go Team Venture!
 Hank Venture:
Neck Kerchif- Old tshirt
Cardigan- JCrew Kids
Sweater- Target
Skirt- Vintage Merona
Tights- Vera Wang
Shoes- Kids Target

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Snow very wrong

Since I'm already cheating, I may as well share all the old costume photos. 2 for the price of one. This one was for Mom. And remember, these are waay old, so this is proof i was #DisneyBounding before all of you kids. 

 Everything about this is SO wrong. I need a redo.

 This was before I owned crinolines and underskirts. So young, so dumb.

Vampires never age right?

I never did upload these, and I ran out of time today for a shoot. So 2 year old photos is what I'm presenting today.  Sorry. It's all I've got.

Check my instagram for more up to date photos!
Happy Haunting,

Monday, October 27, 2014

Voorhees A Jolly Good Fellow

 We headed out to play in the woods today. only one of us came back. What's a little murder between friends?
Mostly this was to get some fabulists photos of my Jason Voorhees inspired outfit. I saved my Mr. Voorhees brooch for just such an occasion. I figure when I get a real website going, these can be used as publicity shots for my new handmade novelty brooches. I love my little Jason and his stupid eats!
Anyway, John was kind enough to patiently snap while I danced in between the trees covered in fake blood. Pitter, patter, splatter. It's the small ones you have to watch out for.

Sunglasses: Ebay
Jacket: Hot Topic (9000000 years ago)
Blouse: American Eagle (9000000 Years ago)
Skirt: Forever 21 (via Buffalo Exchange)
Tights: Target
Boots: Vincet Camuto (gift)
Everyting else pretty much: Thrifted
Necklace: Me
Earrings and Brooch: 100% handcrafted by me. My sculpt, my mold, my casting, my painting. Sealed in Epoxy. My new line. Cute Not Kawaii officially availible SOON!

"I'm a homicidal maniac. They look just like everyone else." -Wednesday Addams

Stay Spooky,

Sunday, August 24, 2014


gravity falls dipper pines summerween mable pines gif

So Summerween Mabel is 100% purchased. I (hopefully) have all the supplies needed to make this ridiculous outfit happen. Now I just have an immense amount of work to do, and not a lot of time in which to do it. WHY DO I ALWAYS WAIT SO LONG??!!!

Bitching aside. I actually think this is going to go well.

Dye all my items
Sew the "Jar"
Build the frame from PVC
Sew the hat
Carve and paint the foam into the jar lid
Glue a strawberry to the front
Sew a strawberry on my sweater
Paper Mâché and paint the Jack O Mellon
Finish Noodle (Gorillaz)

All by Tuesday. 
Wish me luck.